Just trying to make the best of things.
I am an evil monster, and I am here to ruin your life.
I’m not bummed out by rear-view insight, and neither is Pippa Middleton.
Do you think I’m talking just to hear the sound of my own voice?
Q: Why did I spend ten minutes arranging and rearranging my bed?
A: Because I’m Morris!
Pictured cuddling with a pillow made by donutbagel.
It’s called tough love, okay?