They got nachos, and I got this condiment cup of water.
Somebody’s getting maaaaarried!! @tankpony
I went to the rehearsal dinner and was like 80% well behaved. To be totally honest: I let loose some truly horrible nervous-smelling farts.
I am found. Thank you, everyone.
I am missing near 17th and Bryant in San Francisco. If you see me, please call 425-786-8114 immediately.
I don’t care what you say; pretty sure Tag is lost in the airport.
Even monsters need sleep.
I’m a very serious dog.
You wanted to take a picture of me grimacing? Check this out instead.