#TBT: The time I wanted to throw myself off a streetcar.
(Photo by Stacia Torborg.)
What’d you guys do this weekend?
This would be better if you kept your arm still so I could rest my head on it.
Just trying to make the best of things.
I am an evil monster, and I am here to ruin your life.
I’m not bummed out by rear-view insight, and neither is Pippa Middleton.
Do you think I’m talking just to hear the sound of my own voice?