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  • They got nachos, and I got this condiment cup of water.

    They got nachos, and I got this condiment cup of water.

    • 1 day ago
    • 22 notes
  • nblumenfeld:

Somebody’s getting maaaaarried!! @tankpony

    nblumenfeld:

    Somebody’s getting maaaaarried!! @tankpony

    Source: nblumenfeld
    • 1 day ago
    • 32 notes
  • I went to the rehearsal dinner and was like 80% well behaved. To be totally honest: I let loose some truly horrible nervous-smelling farts.

    • 1 day ago
    • 18 notes
  • I am found. Thank you, everyone.

    I am found. Thank you, everyone.

    • 2 days ago
    • 385 notes
  • I am missing near 17th and Bryant in San Francisco. If you see me, please call 425-786-8114 immediately.

    • 2 days ago
    • 12 notes
  • I don’t care what you say; pretty sure Tag is lost in the airport.

    I don’t care what you say; pretty sure Tag is lost in the airport.

    • 4 days ago
    • 23 notes
    • #morris
  • Even monsters need sleep.

    Even monsters need sleep.

    • 5 days ago
    • 16 notes
  • Why?

    Why?

    • 6 days ago
    • 11 notes
    • #morris
  • I’m a very serious dog.

    I’m a very serious dog.

    Source: petervidani
    • 1 week ago
    • 38 notes
  • You wanted to take a picture of me grimacing? Check this out instead.

    You wanted to take a picture of me grimacing? Check this out instead.

    • 1 week ago
    • 13 notes
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